Your job posting

[Howard Kaufman]

So nice of you to consider this list first in announcing your new job 
opportunity.!  I would however, like to make a suggestion.  This sounds 
like the perfect opportunity for you guys to move your operation to the 
New York City area and finally enjoy what civilization has to offer.  I 
never understood why so many innovative companies decided to rough it in 
the wild in places like Seattle.  Most creative people who move to New 
York find they are instantly much more productive and have a completely 
new and realistic outlook on life.

So if you consider this idea attractive, I'd be happy to assist in your 
relocation and as a lucky byproduct of that move I would immediately be 
available for employment!

Best of luck!

Howard Kaufman
New York

P.S. I sure hope you know I'm kidding!!!  I think you guys are great, so 
I couldn't resist.