Disclaimer:
Na-Cheez-Itos, referred to on my home page, are
an entirely notional comestible.
They have no existence in objective reality.
Their name is meant to confer vague impressions of dry
starchy corn-based things, covered in fluorescent orange artificial
flavoring that cakes your fingers as you eat them, which you buy in
big crinkly plastic bags from the local Quick Shop Stop & Mart Mini
Gas Corner. Or whatever.
For all I know, there actually is a product called
Na-Cheez-Itos. Unless their marketing people did an incredibly
terrible job, however, this should cause absolutely no confusion
whatsoever.
Wim.